Kooky Halloween Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Linda Bozzo

Author:Linda Bozzo [Bozzo, Linda]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-4645-1089-2
Publisher: Enslow Publishers, Inc.
Published: 2013-10-15T00:00:00+00:00

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There once was a ghost named Shrieks-a-lot Sue

Who scared folks away by hollering, “Boo!”

But when they booed back,

She went home to pack,

Then off to new haunts she hastily flew.

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What did the ghost wear to the Halloween party?

A boo-tie.

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What’s a baby ghost’s favorite game?

Peek-a-boo.

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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a pair of glasses?

Spook-tacles.

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There was a ghost who liked to spread

Strawberry jelly on his bread.

He used to be white,

But oh what a sight

Since he turned a bright shade of red.

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